KreweCatch

Free cybersecurity analysis for small businesses — no account, no consultant fees, no jargon.

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⚜️ Catch a Threat

Catch Threats. Nothing Gets Past the Barricade.

Suspicious link, sketchy email, weird domain, unknown IP address — paste it in. The Krewe analyzes it and tells you exactly what you're dealing with, in plain English. No jargon. No guessing.

💬 Talk to the Bouncer

Ask him anything about staying safe — passwords, phishing, scams, what's being exploited right now. Fair warning: he has opinions about your password habits.

The Bouncer talks trash, not verdicts — paste suspicious links in the analyzer on the left. Got a gray-area verdict? Send him the case for a second opinion. Not a replacement for your IT team.
How It Works

Simple as a second opinion

No account required. No software to install. Paste it in, get your answer.

1

Paste your submission

Drop in a suspicious link, domain, IP address, email snippet, or file hash. That's it.

2

The Krewe analyzes it

KreweCatch runs AI-powered structural analysis against known threat patterns. Fast.

3

Get a verdict you'll actually understand

One of three characters delivers your verdict — plain English, no jargon, with a clear action item.

4

Know what to do next

Every response ends with a specific next step. Not "be careful." What to actually do.

Meet the Krewe

Four characters. One mission.

Your verdict routes to the right character based on what we find. Each one has a different job — and a very different personality. And one of them will talk your ear off any time you like.

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KreweCaptain
✅ Clean & Safe

Thirty years on the parade route and impressed by nothing. When something's clean, the barricades held and the parade moves. Brief, decisive, done.

"Y'all, this one's finer than frog's hair. Barricades held. Parade's moving."
🃏
KreweJester
🚨 Confirmed Threat

Heavy sarcasm — always directed at the attacker, never at you. Technically precise about what the threat was after, wrapped in Louisiana flair. This is the response you'll screenshot.

"Who dat thought swapping a letter for a number was gonna fool somebody? Bless their heart."
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KreweCourt
🤔 Gray Area — You Decide

When the evidence cuts both ways, the Court takes the case. Prosecution, defense, recommendation — then hands the decision back to you with full context.

"Court's in session, y'all. This gumbo has some mystery ingredients. What say you?"
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KreweBouncer
💬 Always On

The only one you can actually talk to. Punchy, sarcastic, and fully licensed to roast your password habits — until you're in real trouble, when the jokes stop and the help starts. Surfaces what criminals are actively exploiting, straight off the wire.

"You gonna use that same password everywhere forever, cher, or we gonna fix that today?"
Stay Ahead

The Krewe watches the wire for you

Pick what matters — your industry, your domains, the vendors you depend on — and get an email when it shows up in ransomware leak-site activity or CISA's actively-exploited list. Double opt-in, one-click unsubscribe, no other email ever.

Hold Ctrl/Cmd to pick more than one.
Supply-chain watch: get an alert if a vendor shows up in a ransomware leak or an actively exploited CVE.
Talk to a Human

Need a real person?

Nothing to paste — you just want to talk to someone? Fill this out and the Krewe gets paged right away. A member of our team will reach out.

Sending creates a support ticket with the details you provide, so our team can reach you. See the Privacy Policy.